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transchaoswizard
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headspace-hotel

Plants what now

headspace-hotel

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they're stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

headspace-hotel

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

xkittyzo1

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

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SHUT UPPPP

fluffybirb18

Okay but what if the plants are stressed because they wanted water or something but we didn’t know so they be screamin’ and that’s why the cat was driven mad enough to give it a mercy kill?

transchaoswizard
calamity-bean

Crimson Peak is SO fucking funny when they first get to the house and Hiddles is like. Oh yeah forget to mention, giant hole in the roof. Also the floor is rotten, someday the whole foundation will collapse. And don’t be alarmed if the pipes start bleeding! It’s just that the very ground beneath our feet is oozing red liquid, absolutely drenched with it, as though the entire house is bleeding and bloodstained, as though the very earth our family legacy is built upon were one great open wound.

I fucking love Gothic settings. Don’t worry about it Edith, welcome to your very normal and inhabitable house.

transchaoswizard
manywinged

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

manywinged

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

manywinged

marine scientist: what's your gender?

merperson: what's a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i'm merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what's in your pants?

merperson: i don't... wear any? i don't have legs?

9lunarseas6

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

witchcraft-in-wonderland

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

anonymous-lizard

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

snow-bites

FUCKING LOVE THIS

transchaoswizard
sexyalchemist

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

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thyrell

SEAN WAKE UP

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SEAN THE REACTOR

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